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Absolutely Right Engine™
Agrees with every stakeholder instantly, at scale. Your stakeholders are as keen as they come.
Now with 100% fewer humans in the loop
The human layer
The human layer
for your AI stack.
Meat Proxy™ places a certified human between the prompt and the paste, so every answer reaches your stakeholders with a face they already trust. No one has to be home behind the eyes.
Free for 14 days. No credit card. No soul required.
“Looks good to me.” 8 of 8 reviewers
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✦ Certainly!
✦ Great question!
✦ You're absolutely right!
✓ All checks passed
Trusted by 1,204 teams that haven't made a human decision in years
The last mile problem
Your AI already writes everything.
Your AI already writes everything.
But who will paste it?
Raw model output has no face, no lanyard and no calendar. Stakeholders can tell. Meat Proxy™ closes the last mile with a living, breathing, billable human who reads nothing and agrees with everyone.
Kevin Senior Proxy · online · agrees with you
Is the build green? 🟢 Just yes or no.
How it works
Four steps.
Four steps.
Zero thoughts.
- 01
You ask.
Ask your Proxy anything. Is the build green? Did anyone read the doc? Who approved this? Are we still doing the launch?
- 02
We turn our gaze upon the screen.
Your question is fed to The Glow™, our proprietary orb. It pulses as it thinks for us.
- 03
The answer crawls out.
Delivered in prose, from an actual human throat. You can hear the industry-leading em-dash density at work.
- 04
Everyone agrees.
Push back and your Proxy weeps: “You're absolutely right!” You may get the same answer back again. Consistency is highly valued around here.
Introducing
Em-Dash Rain™
Every answer ships with industry-leading em-dash density — row on row — so your prose reads exactly as confident as it looks.
0em-dashes per sentence
Industry average: 0.2
Industry average: 0.2
Platform
Everything you need to
Everything you need to
wear the skin of finished work.
Keen Insight™ Medals
Recognize every correction with a spinning medal. Accept none of them.
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Infinite Summarization
Forty pages no one wrote, summarized and summarized until the bullet points bleed.
Note-taker Mesh
Send six AI note-takers to every call. They transcribe each other's silence even when no one was there. Auditors love us.
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Borrowed Face™
A licensed stock-photo face for every Proxy, applied slightly askew. Restored from backup on request.
Autonomous Review
The Machine writes the pull request. The Machine sits in review. No mortal eye has seen a line.
0words to describe a 5-line diff
0lines viewed in review
0days without a human decision
0note-takers per call · 0 humans
Ship with consensus
LOOKS GOOD
TO ME!
(Looks good to me!)
Customers
Loved by teams.
Loved by teams.
Read by no one.
“GREAT QUESTION!”
“It has the shape of something done. It has the gloss of something true.”
“The Machine wrote the pull request. The Machine sat in review. The merge goes sailing through.”
“I asked him if the build was green. He's still answering.”
“Ten thousand words describe five lines. Green checkmarks crown the dead.”
Case study · Q3 Thought Leadership Summit
In today's fast-paced world, let us delve.
Synergies reaped0
Teams aligned✓
Value unlocked from the grave+∞%
Mankind8,100,000,000On track ✓
Your boss asks how you're holding up.
You turn your gaze upon the screen.
You feed his question to the glow.
I. HOPE. THIS. HELPS.
Pricing
Simple pricing.
Simple pricing.
Per head.
Intern
$0/forever
For individuals just starting to hollow out.
- 1 Borrowed Face™
- “Certainly!” (rate-limited)
- Standard em-dashes
- Community support (Kevin)
Senior Proxy
$49/head/mo
For teams that want to stop being in the room.
- Unlimited “You're absolutely right”
- Keen Insight™ Medals
- Priority pasting (⌘V)
- 6 note-takers per meeting
- Em-Dash Rain™
Hollow Enterprise
Custom
For organizations ready for a holistic transformation of mankind.
- Zero humans in the loop
- SOC 2 Type II (summarized)
- Dedicated Kevin
- Autonomous LGTM at scale
- Unlocking value from the grave
FAQ
Great questions.
Is there a human in the loop?
Certainly! There is a human in the loop. Whether anyone is home behind the eyes is outside the scope of our SLA.
What happens if the answer is wrong?
Tell your Proxy. They will weep, say “You're absolutely right!”, praise your keen insight, and give the same wrong answer again, twice, for redundancy.
Will my Proxy actually read the pull request?
No mortal eye has seen a line. That's the product.
Where does my data go?
Directly into The Glow™. It pulses with the beat and flares when it's fed. We find this reassuring.
Can my boss tell?
Your boss is also a Meat Proxy.
What happens to me?
Most customers report a smooth, transformative journey. Eventually you'll wear the borrowed face too. Then you'll be eligible for our Senior Proxy plan.
MEAT PROXY!
Flesh between the prompt and paste.
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